skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

levrn-di-lingo:

When she say she don’t suck dick…..
eur0trash:

young Kate Middleton and Prince William 

duragdaddy:

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yooooo my chest hurt so bad from laughin 

succeeding:

soprie:

succeeding:

my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard

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I think you mean cockies.

GENIUS 

clayur:

ridge:

i have to keep replaying this

KRAH TAH TAH

reconditechief:

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

SCUTTLE

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color